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| kaboom: | I for one welcome... |
| tekronis: |
Hmm. The Reddit crowd is getting faster. This guy got downmodded before he could even finish his sentence. Man, you guys got skills. |
Cup Nude (not Cup Noodle) is actually a masturbation tool for men (PICs)
| typical_reddit_user: | Umm, NSFW dude, please include that in title. |
| TheSOB88 : | Actually, it was in the title. "Masturbation tool for men (PICS)" is shorthand for NSFW. |
Are You Seeing this New Kind of Blog Spam?
| evildemonic : | The spam is usually posted by a bot, so rarely is appropriate for the subject. Look for nonsense posts, or short overly-vague comments. |
| Knobee: | Hrm.. sounds like any comment on Digg to me. |
Bravery (PIC)
| fartcatcher: | Yes, actually I have. I lived in Swaziland as a surgeon's apprentice for 16 months in 1998. |
| catlebrity: | Clearly you're lying, as everyone knows there were only 14 months in 1998. |
The World's First Invisibility Cloak Has Been Created
| PhatFingers : | Lemme get this straight... scientists have now enabled us to take a single tiny dot that's too freakin' small for the naked eye to see and make it invisible? Good job! |
| shortarabguy: |
This is how scientists get paid all that money. By tricking us. "See that 10 micron in diameter dot?" "Uh... No... No I don't." "EXACTLY! WOOOOOOO!!!" "Oh my God, this is revolutionary! Can you make it bigger?" "Whoa whoa, Captain Picard... We'll need a few more decades. And a f*ckton more money. In advance. In cash, too." |
The World's First Invisibility Cloak Has Been Created
| FreakyD: | YES!!! Finally I can walk around naked without anyone laughing at my tiny penis!! |
| Enochyang: | now that you've come clean, can't we just laugh at your tiny penis regardless? |
| FreakyD: | NO |
Female strippers' tips correlate to their fertility.
| mike23w: | My friend's sister was a bartender. Her tips almost doubled after she padded her bra. |
| FortyCaliber: | Curious, my friend was a bartender too, and his tips went down after he stuffed his bra. |
Gates: US will keep at least 35,000 troops in Iraq forever
| L4WL3RS34L: | You guys seriously need to start saying Robert Gates, because Gates automatically means Bill Gates on digg. |
The Wussification of American Children
| P4yne: | American children are being raised as pussies. That's why I took my son to Darfur, gave him a desert eagle and a round of ammunition. If he survived for a month, I promised to get him a BMW on his 18th birthday. |
| OffPiste: | Which Desert Eagle model? If it was the .357 then you should be brought up on child abuse charges. |
| ItsMyWii: | HOLY SHIT WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?! Audis are much better cars. |
Painful Slap Game!
| Tomboys: | My friend made this video with his son. If you are a friend of mine please don't bury it or leave a nasty comment cause his nine year old son may read it. Cheers! |
| jimmyjones: | THERE IS NO SANTA!!!!!!!!!! |