Spotted Comments
The Wussification of American Children
| P4yne: | American children are being raised as pussies. That's why I took my son to Darfur, gave him a desert eagle and a round of ammunition. If he survived for a month, I promised to get him a BMW on his 18th birthday. |
| OffPiste: | Which Desert Eagle model? If it was the .357 then you should be brought up on child abuse charges. |
| ItsMyWii: | HOLY SHIT WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?! Audis are much better cars. |
Painful Slap Game!
| Tomboys: | My friend made this video with his son. If you are a friend of mine please don't bury it or leave a nasty comment cause his nine year old son may read it. Cheers! |
| jimmyjones: | THERE IS NO SANTA!!!!!!!!!! |
Female strippers' tips correlate to their fertility.
| mike23w: | My friend's sister was a bartender. Her tips almost doubled after she padded her bra. |
| FortyCaliber: | Curious, my friend was a bartender too, and his tips went down after he stuffed his bra. |
The World's First Invisibility Cloak Has Been Created
| PhatFingers : | Lemme get this straight... scientists have now enabled us to take a single tiny dot that's too freakin' small for the naked eye to see and make it invisible? Good job! |
| shortarabguy: |
This is how scientists get paid all that money. By tricking us. "See that 10 micron in diameter dot?" "Uh... No... No I don't." "EXACTLY! WOOOOOOO!!!" "Oh my God, this is revolutionary! Can you make it bigger?" "Whoa whoa, Captain Picard... We'll need a few more decades. And a f*ckton more money. In advance. In cash, too." |
The World's First Invisibility Cloak Has Been Created
| FreakyD: | YES!!! Finally I can walk around naked without anyone laughing at my tiny penis!! |
| Enochyang: | now that you've come clean, can't we just laugh at your tiny penis regardless? |
| FreakyD: | NO |
Cup Nude (not Cup Noodle) is actually a masturbation tool for men (PICs)
| typical_reddit_user: | Umm, NSFW dude, please include that in title. |
| TheSOB88 : | Actually, it was in the title. "Masturbation tool for men (PICS)" is shorthand for NSFW. |
Is There Ever a Wrong Time to Feed a Kangaroo? //pic
| zeitgueist: | This picture has been on the net forever...the first time I saw it, I laughed so hard I knocked the phone off the acoustic coupler. |
The Death of a Photographer (PIC)
| provocateur: | I tried searching for 'trueLeft and "true left" in wikipedia. The first term had no matches, the second had a list at the top of which was "List of Euro disco artists". |
| cryofan: | here is a clue for you: IT IS MY TERM. I DEFINED IT. Understand? |
| provocateur: | You might want to add your term to Wikipedia, before people start taking the piss. |
| cryofan: | why don't you do it for me? |
| provocateur: | I did, and for a laugh wrote some article about Euro disco artists. |
Bravery (PIC)
| fartcatcher: | Yes, actually I have. I lived in Swaziland as a surgeon's apprentice for 16 months in 1998. |
| catlebrity: | Clearly you're lying, as everyone knows there were only 14 months in 1998. |
No way! [Photo]
| kaboom: | I for one welcome... |
| tekronis: |
Hmm. The Reddit crowd is getting faster. This guy got downmodded before he could even finish his sentence. Man, you guys got skills. |
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